Recently added/removed to iPod:

Removed:

• Hüsker Dü’s Zen Arcade
• The Replacements’ Stink: “Kids Don’t Follow” Plus Seven

Added:

• Box Car Racer’s Box Car Racer
• Guns ‘N Roses’ Appetite For Destruction
• Jack White’s Blunderbuss

NOTE: I didn’t really want to remove either of those albums from my iPod. I just needed room for the three albums that I added, and they seemed like the weakest ones and the ones I’d be quicker to remove than others. Hopefully, all this “removing stuff just to add stuff” will end around my birthday when I ask for an iPod with more space. Seriously, eight gigs is NOT ENOUGH for my music tastes.

TMI Tuesday, ask me anything and I'll answer truthfully.

(Source: cywus)

Anonymous asked: en.wikipedia. org / wiki/Perineum get it right, retard.

1. I’m not a “retard,” and FYI, that word is highly offensive.

2. Okay, so the word “taint” refers to the perineum, which is the whole area where all of your genitals and other related organs are located. What you were talking about BEFORE was the skin in between the scrotum and the anus, which is more specific than the entire perineum. That specific part doesn’t have an actual name, at least not from what I’ve read in the article you linked me to, but I know that it’s commonly referred to as the gootch, not the taint.

I do have it right. Maybe you should get your head out of YOUR “taint” before you try to school me when I’ve already schooled myself more than you know.

Anonymous asked: every guy has a taint. it's that space between the ballsack and butthole.

Ummmm from what I’ve heard, that part of a man’s body is called the gootch. A taint is a vagina.

Anonymous asked: do you shave your taint often? what's your favorite position in bed? what's your dream role play in bed? i'm wet. ;)

Ummmm first off, I don’t have a “taint.” I have a penis and a pair of testicles.

I’ll try any position once, but I still like the classic missionary (doesn’t matter who’s on top).

And my dream roleplaying game in bed would probably be the head cheerleader at school (the girl I’m in bed with) who’s tired of dating and fucking all the guys on the football team, so she goes to the socially awkward stoner kid in her English class (me) for a little change of pace, and she finds out there’s more to me than she thought. ;)

Anonymous asked: you actually did ortho?..you still have an underbite tho

Actually, the ortho was just to make room for my adult teeth, straighten them out, and yes, one appliance I had for about a year was to correct my bite. And I actually don’t have an over OR underbite. My lower jaw is naturally shorter than most people, so to cover it up, I bring my jaw out more when I smile, and even when I have my mouth closed too. Maybe I’m overdoing it, I dunno, I think it just looks better.

Anonymous asked: do you not realize that your smile is creepy and scary or do you do it on purpose?

What may be scary or creepy to you may not come across the same way to others. I think I have a great smile. Well, at least I’d better have a great smile. I didn’t go through eight years of orthodontic work for nothing. And I’ve been told I don’t smile enough in pictures, so why not show it off more? In conclusion, fuck you, I’ll do what I want.

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MY RECORD COLLECTION
The Who’s Quadrophenia

This is the last of the Original Ten that I have to flaunt off, and the last in my collection (at least until I get some more)! This record is definitely my favorite Who record. The entire scale of this record is so massive, the music is so intricate and tight, and it’s just the best piece of music that Pete Townshend has ever written. Everyone thinks that Tommy is the masterpiece, but screw that! Quadrophenia is so much better!! I dunno what else I can say about it, it’s just awesome!

And that’ll do it for me and my record collection! Guys, thank you so much for all the likes and comments and such as I decided to give my records the love and attention they deserve! However, if you couldn’t stand this, I apologize and just be thankful that it’s over! But if you did like this whole thing, don’t fret! This series will reappear from time to time when I get new records, so keep an eye out! Anyway, catch ya guys later!

Okay, so many things about tonight’s SNL to cover, so here we go…

• I really would’ve liked to see Mick be the male singer in “The Lawrence Welk Show,” but hey, Jon Hamm’s still a laugh-riot and he did a great job with it. And did anyone else think that Kristen Wiig, despite this being her last show, was a little off in her characterization of Judice? I don’t know, it didn’t sound right compared to her past portrayals.
  
  
• Mick’s monologue was very good. Sharp and witty, more than I can say for Charles Barkley’s monologue from a few months back. And it’s good that he’s able to poke fun at himself. God forbid we get another full-of-himself rock star in the world today. I’m talkin’ to you, Axl.
  
  
• “Secret Word” was typical “Secret Word”, but more blahh than usual. I liked what Mick’s character was supposed to be, but the execution needed some work. Don’t get me wrong, he pulled it off just fine, but I would’ve liked it if Mick was a bit more over the top. I’m not saying all gay characters should have an overbearing lisp, be really effeminate, and do everything else that’s considered stereotypically gay, but if you’re going to have an over-the-top gay character, it needs to be performed with the same amount of energy that you put into writing it.
  
  
• I liked the idea behind the karaoke sketch, but I felt Mick was too stiff, like he was actually uncomfortable with all the impressions and stuff. In fact, I think Mick was pretty stiff throughout the whole show, apart from his monologue and his performances with the three musical acts. Which is a shame, because he’s such an energetic performer, and when I see that energy go to waste in an environment where he needs it the most, it really is too painful to watch.
  
  
• While I admit “Lazy Sunday 2” had a lot of the same passion and spirit behind it that made the first one so wonderful and timeless, I felt throughout the whole thing that it was lacking a certain something, and I finally figured out that it needed a good hook. It needed that “Chronic-WHAT-cles of Narnia” style hook. I think they tried that with the line about getting your ticket back or something like that, but I can barely remember it. It wasn’t as catchy as the first “Lazy Sunday,” and I think that’s what it missed. I did like the tempo shift right in the middle, though.
  
  
• I kinda lost interest with the “Politics Nation” sketch. I mean, I like Kenan Thompson as Al Sharpton, but not in the bumbling scatter-brain capacity. I would like if he did that impression in a more stereotypical Sharpton fashion. And if you’re not sure what I mean by that, skip to 1:26 in this video.
  
  
• Mick’s performance with Arcade Fire was pretty good, although I tuned out for most of it because I’ve never heard the song they did, “The Last Time,” and I’m not that much of an Arcade Fire fan. But Mick gave it his usual high amount of energy and that’s what really made it.
  
  
• I was really surprised that Weekend Update was so short, but Stefon made up for it so much!!! He had some great weird lines, it was probably one of the best Stefon bits all season! I wish I could remember some of what he said, but they all went by so fast! I did like the R2-D2 line though! If anyone doesn’t know, “it’s that thing where a midget sits on roller skates and dials a speakerphone and you put a garbage can over him.” OMG I cracked up on that one!!!
  
  
• “So You Think You Can Dance At An Outdoor Music Festival” was…. interesting, to say the least. I’m not entirely sure why they would make a sketch about it, but it did allow for Bill Hader’s funny Dave Matthews impression, as well as some really good jabs at Santana’s lack of hits other than “Smooth.” Didn’t like Mick’s Steven Tyler, though. I have no idea why he can’t pull off an American accent. I mean, he’s been on this earth for a million trillion years, he’s had all the time in the world to develop it!!
  
  
• Foo Fighters and Mick Jagger on the same stage? FUCKING. MAGIC. Though I wasn’t even really aware that they were playing “19th Nervous Breakdown” until near the chorus, but it was awesome regardless! And the segue into “It’s Only Rock ‘N Roll (But I Like It),” another Stones song I’ve never heard, was absolutely seamless!! Although Ryan McGee from HitFix made a valid point in his recap:
  
         “Whereas Arcade Fire seemed to match Jagger’s energy, the Foo
          Fighters seem to be outpacing him a bit. It’s not bad, but it’s chaotic
          in a way that feels like two energies colliding in slightly off-kilter
          ways.”
  
  That’s an interesting way to look at it, but to me, that’s what makes rock ‘n roll so vibrant, so interesting, so unpredictable. And as the song says, “it’s only rock ‘n roll, but I like it.”
  
  
• “The Californians” was the only sketch apart from “Secret Word” that I felt was just completely blahh. Again, I really hate Mick trying to do an American accent, let alone a California accent. And I wasn’t really all that interested in the sketch, at least until Steve Martin made a surprise appearance. His Cali accent wavered a bit, but never went completely off. Did I catch a little bit of Michigan in there, though?
  
  
• Another one I just lost interest in was Mick singing to Jeff Beck’s blues guitar. I lost interest in it mostly because the lyrics were too obviously about the presidency. I wouldn’t have minded the song being about the presidency and the 2012 election, but make the lyrics less obvious. The way it was, it just got really stale really fast. I will say that Jeff Beck is still a master at the guitar.
  
  
• The goodbye to Kristen Wiig actually came a bit unexpected for me. I just thought it was going to be a straight-up graduation sketch, but then when the gowns came off and Kristen was center stage dancing with each cast member, I realized what it was. Man, did this make me wish she wasn’t leaving. Same with Jason Sudeikis and Andy Samberg. But it was good to hear “Ruby Tuesday” and see everyone from Dave Grohl to Amy Poehler to Rachel Dratch to Lorne Michaels come on to pay their respects. It was a great ending to the episode and the season.

Overall, the episode was pretty good, and it warrants a re-watch, even if it’d only be for

1. Stefon
2. the Foo Fighters performance, and
3. Kristen Wiig’s goodbye

Good finale, SNL! Can’t wait til next season!