Okay, seriously Facebook, can you STOP hammering in the fact that I’m single by making it a point to notify me every time a girl I find attractive gets taken off the market?? -________-
Fuck you Facebook, did you really just take the time to send me a notification telling me that this one hot girl I’m friends with is now in a relationship?!
Like, really, why not just take it even further and send me a message saying, “Hey Jimmy, it’s the Facebook team! We’ve noticed and we wanted to make you aware that you are incredibly unattractive and you will never get to be with any of these girls that you’re friends with on here… Okay, that’s all. Talk to you later!!”
Like, seriously. What the fuck, Facebook??
I hate whenever I see you’re online on Facebook Chat, ‘cause when I do, every fiber of my being wants to tell you what I wanna do to you and how I know it would be so wrong for me to do it, but for whatever strange reason it would feel so goddamn right…