My #WCW this week is @katyperry because apart from all the cultural appropriation in her videos and her terrible choices in men (Russell Brand, John Mayer), how could you NOT fall in love with her?? โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’œ

My #WCW this week is @katyperry because apart from all the cultural appropriation in her videos and her terrible choices in men (Russell Brand, John Mayer), how could you NOT fall in love with her?? โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’œ

Fuck you Facebook, did you really just take the time to send me a notification telling me that this one hot girl Iโ€™m friends with is now in a relationship?!

Like, really, why not just take it even further and send me a message saying, โ€œHey Jimmy, itโ€™s the Facebook team! Weโ€™ve noticed and we wanted to make you aware that you are incredibly unattractive and you will never get to be with any of these girls that youโ€™re friends with on hereโ€ฆ Okay, thatโ€™s all. Talk to you later!!โ€

Like, seriously. What the fuck, Facebook??

I hate whenever I see you’re online on Facebook Chat, ‘cause when I do, every fiber of my being wants to tell you what I wanna do to you and how I know it would be so wrong for me to do it, but for whatever strange reason it would feel so goddamn right…